Your Dog Has Terrible Taste
It’s true. They don’t want to smell like ‘Tahitian Vanilla’.
They couldn't care less about Tahiti. They've never been.
They don't need a "spa experience". They need the mud from the park removed from between their toes. They need the ghost of a dead squirrel exorcising from their coat.
That’s why we started Dirty Bertie.
We make grooming products for dogs, not for the marketing departments who think dogs enjoy potpourri.
It’s simple, effective gear. No fuss. No frills. Just the good stuff that keeps them healthy and gets them clean enough to be allowed back on the furniture.
Why Dirty Bertie?
For the Mucky and the Unlucky
Your dog is probably asleep on your best cushion right now. Warm, safe, and dreaming of chasing squirrels.
But not every dog is so lucky.
That doesn't sit right with us. So we give 10% of our profits to UK dog charities who help the ones having a tougher time.
It means every time you bath your messy mutt, you’re helping to better the life of another.
